Well done Stephen Jones, 101 tomorrow
Okay, when I said the Wales rugby training kit doesn't do much for Stephen Jones I wasn't in any way being unkind. Or provocative. Dark hair and a pale complexion can be incredibly alluring. So I'm told. And no, I don't have position-envy. And no, I don't have it in for number 10s. Honestly, you make one light-hearted quip about Jonny Wilkinson then the whole place erupts, you're out of the night club, out of your rugby club and find yourself in a luxury villa surrounded by beautiful women being filmed by Channel 5.
p.s. Congratulations Jonesy on 101 caps tomorrow.
p.p.s. When I say break a leg. I mean good luck.
p.p.p.s. Don't I look lovely in this photograph?